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My Ability To Keep Cool In A Crisis Is Based Entirely On Not Knowing All The Facts.

Vodka Is Tasteless Going Down, But It Is Memorable Coming Up.

I Write On A Laptop, So It's Impossible To Count Drafts Anymore.

I Have Taken So Many Wrong Turns And Been So Careless With Precious Things And Managed To Lose, Or Break, Or Leave Out In The Rain So Much That I Loved.