A Child Can Educate Just About Anybody.

A Minister Has To Be Able To Read A Clock. At Noon, It's Time To Go Home And Turn Up The Pot Roast And Get The Peas Out Of The Freezer.

A Book Is A Gift You Can Open Again And Again.

English Is The Perfect Language For Preachers Because It Allows You To Talk Until You Think Of What To Say.

Intelligence Is Like Four-wheel Drive. It Only Allows You To Get Stuck In More Remote Places.

We English Majors...need To Promote Public Libraries As A Tool In The War Against Terror. How Many Readers Of Edith Wharton Have Engaged In Terroristic Acts? I Challenge You To Name One...do We Need To Wait Until Our Cities Lie In Smoking Ruins Before We Wake Up To The Fact That A First-class Public Library Is A Vital Link In National Defense?