Knowledge Of Means Without Knowledge Of Ends

Comedy Is A Distortion Of What Is Happening, And There Will Always Be Something Happening.

Kids Like My Act Because I'm Wearing Nose Glasses. Adults Like My Act Because There's A Guy Who Thinks Putting On Nose Glasses Is Funny.

Nothing I Do Is Done By Popular Demand.

Halle Berry Is Here, Whose Win Last Year Broke Down Barriers For Unbelievably Hot Women.

When Your Hobbies Get In The Way Of Your Work - That's Ok; But When Your Hobbies Get In The Way Of Themselves... Well.