Kissing A Smoker Is Like Licking An

Soft, Sweet Things With A Lot Of Fancy Dressing - That's What A Little Boy Loves To Eat And A Grown Man Prefers To Marry.

It's Easier To Hide Your Light Under A Bushel Than To Keep Your Shady Side Dark.

Flirting Is The Gentle Art Of Making A Man Feel Pleased With Himself.

After Marriage, A Woman's Sight Becomes So Keen That She Can See Right Through Her Husband Without Looking At Him, And A Man's So Dull That He Can Look Right Through His Wife Without Seeing Her.

Estimated From A Wife's Experience, The Average Man Spends Fully One-quarter Of His Life In Looking For His Shoes.