Kissing A Smoker Is Like Licking An

In Love, Somehow, A Man's Heart Is Always Either Exceeding The Speed Limit, Or Getting Parked In The Wrong Place.

There Are People Whose Watch Stops At A Certain Hour And Who Remain Permanently At That Age.

Estimated From A Wife's Experience, The Average Man Spends Fully One-quarter Of His Life In Looking For His Shoes.

The Honeymoon Is Not Actually Over Until We Cease To Stifle Our Sighs And Begin To Stifle Our Yawns.

To A Man, Marriage Means Giving Up Four Out Of Five Of The Chiffonier Drawers; To A Woman, Giving Up Four Out Of Five Of Her Opinions.