Kennedy Didn't Beat Nixon. Satire Beat Nixon.

Black Movies Don't Have Real Names, They Have Names Like Barbershop. That's Not A Name, That's Just A Location.

When I Do Something Good, The Audience Lets Me Know Immediately. They Laugh. That's It.

Comedians Are The One Who Have To Tell The Emperor He Has No Clothes On.

Black History Month Is In The Shortest Month Of The Year, And The Coldest-just In Case We Want To Have A Parade

You Know The World Is Messed Up When The Tallest Man In The Nba Is Chinese, The Best Golfer Is Black, And The Best Rapper Is White.