Keep Your Talent In The Dark And

People Who Have Escaped From Poverty Are Like Old Soldiers. In Later Years They Recount The Little, Amusing Incidents That Happened Infrequently, And Conveniently Forget The Long, Unrelieved Stretches Of Misery And Boredom.

The Cocktail Party Is Easily The Worst Invention Since Castor Oil

I Make Enemies Deliberately. They Are The Sauce Piquante To My Dish Of Life.

Don't Try For Wit. Settle For Humor. You'll Last Longer.

Keep Your Talent In The Dark And You'll Never Be Insulted.