Keep Your Talent In The Dark And

Only Those Who Have Earned Leisure Know How To Use It Profitably.

Keep Your Talent In The Dark And You'll Never Be Insulted.

Cocktails Are Society's Most Enduring Invention!

Bores Put You In A Mental Cemetery While You Are Still Walking.

[on The British Museum:] It Was Manifestly Impossible To Read All The Books In That Huge, Gloomy Structure, But I Made A Good Try And Accumulated A Fund Of Useless Information Guaranteed To Cast A Pall Over Any Dinner Table.