Keep Your Talent In The Dark And

Cocktails Are Society's Most Enduring Invention!

What Is A Bore? Maxwell Definition: A Vacuum Cleaner Of Society, Sucking Up Everything And Giving Nothing. How Do You Spot One? Bores Are Always Anxious To Be Seen Talking To You.

Don't Try For Wit. Settle For Humor. You'll Last Longer.

Nothing Spoils A Good Party Like A Genius.

The Loudest Psalm Singer In The Congregation Always Is A Reformed Sinner.