Keep Laughing. As Long As You’re Laughing

Our Genius Ain't Appreciated Around Here... Let's Scram!

Every Time You Think, You Weaken The Nation.

I Used To Stand Outside The Theater Knowing The Truant Officer Was Looking For Me. I Would Stand There 'til Someone Came Along And Then Ask Them To Buy My Ticket.

Shut Up And Say Something.

If There's Anything I Like Better Than Honey And Ketchup, It's Baloney And Whipped Cream --- And We Haven't Got Any!