Love Looks Through A Telescope; Envy, Through

There's One Good Thing About Tight Shoes; They Make You Forget Your Other Troubles.

We Are Ap Tu Hate Them, Who Wont Take Our Advice, And Despise Them Who Do.

The Very Thing That Men Think They Have Got The Most Of, They Have Got The Least Of; And That Is Judgment.

Put An Englishman Into The Garden Of Eden, And He Would Find Fault With The Whole Blasted Concern; Put A Yankee In, And He Would See Where He Could Alter It To Advantage; Put An Irishman In, And He Would Want To Boss The Thing; Put A Dutchman In, And He Would Proceed To Plant It.

No One Can Disgrace Us But Ourselves.