Love Looks Through A Telescope; Envy, Through

Ignorance Ain't Not Knowin' Stuff; Ignorance Is Knowin' Stuff That Ain't True.

Life Is Short, But It's Long Enough To Ruin Any Man Who Wants To Be Ruined.

It Ain't Because Lovers Are So Sensitive That They Quarrel So Often; It Is Because There Is So Much Fun N The Making Up.

Titles Are Valuable; They Make Us Acquainted With Many Persons Who Otherwise Would Be Lost Among The Rubbish.

Life Consists Not In Holding Good Cards But In Playing Those You Hold Well.