Just How Could A Nation Often Be

The Tomato Hides Its Griefs. Internal Damage Is Hard To Spot.

My, I Get So Depressed After A Poor Meal; That's Why I Can Never Stay In England For More Than A Week.

Celebrity Has Its Uses. I Can Always Get A Seat In Any Restaurant.

I Wouldn't Keep Him Around Long If I Didn't Feed Him Well.

I Was 32 When I Started Cooking; Up Until Then, I Just Ate.