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Cooking Is Just As Creative And Imaginative An Activity As Drawing, Or Wood Carving, Or Music. And Cooking Draws Upon Your Every Talent--science, Mathematics, Energy, History, Experience--and The More Experience You Have, The Less Likely Are Your Experiments To End In Drivel And Disaster. The More You Know, The More You Can Create.

Be A Fearless Cook! Try Out New Ideas And New Recipes, But Always Buy The Freshest And Finest Ingredients, Whatever They May Be. Furnish Your Kitchen With The Most Solid And Workmanlike Equipment You Can Find. Keep Your Knives Ever Sharp And - Toujours Bon Appetit!

The Best Way To Execute French Cooking Is To Get Good And Loaded And Whack The Hell Out Of A Chicken.

I Would Far Prefer To Have Things Happen As They Naturally Do, Such As The Mousse Refusing To Leave The Mold, The Potatoes Sticking To The Skillet, The Apple Charlotte Slowly Collapsing. One Of The Secrets Of Cooking Is To Learn To Correct Something If You Can, And Bear With It If You Cannot.

Personally, I Don't Think Pure Vegetarianism Is A Healthy Lifestyle. I've Often Wondered To Myself: Does A Vegetarian Look Forward To Dinner, Ever?