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Never Apologize For Your Cooking.

If You're Not Ready To Fail, You're Not Going To Learn How To Cook.

Dining With One's Friends And Beloved Family Is Certainly One Of Life's Primal And Most Innocent Delights, One That Is Both Soul-satisfying And Eternal.

Always Start Out With A Larger Pot Than What You Think You Need.

Remember, You Are All Alone In The Kitchen And No One Can See You.