I Wouldn't Keep Him Around Long If

Always Remember: If You're Alone In The Kitchen And You Drop The Lamb, You Can Always Just Pick It Up. Who's Going To Know?

If You're Not Ready To Fail, You're Not Going To Learn How To Cook.

Moderation. Small Helpings. Sample A Little Bit Of Everything. These Are The Secrets Of Happiness And Good Health.

Personally, I Don't Think Pure Vegetarianism Is A Healthy Lifestyle. I've Often Wondered To Myself: Does A Vegetarian Look Forward To Dinner, Ever?

We Should Enjoy Food And Have Fun. It Is One Of The Simplest And Nicest Pleasures In Life.