Just Have A Coke Or Something And

Golf Course Architects Make Me Sick. They Can't Play Themselves, So They Rig The Courses So Nobody Else Can Play Either.

You've Just One Problem. You Stand Too Close To The Ball After You've Hit It.

I'd Say That Golf Is About 75% Mental. If Your State Of Mind Gets Out Of Kilter, You're Worse Off Than A Tomcat Floating On A Log.

The Only Reason I Ever Played In The First Place Was So I Could Afford To Hunt And Fish.

When I Ask You What Club To Use, Look The Other Way And Don't Answer.