The Only Thing A Golfer Needs Is

Why That Would Be Like Challenging Bing Crosby To A Singing Contest,wouldn't It

You Only Hit A Straight Ball By Accident. The Ball Is Going To Move Right Or Left Every Time You Hit It, So You Had Better Make It Go One Way Or The Other.

I Hate A Hook. It Nauseates Me. I Could Vomit When I See One. It's Like A Rattlesnake In Your Pocket.

Golf Was My Life. I Didn't Want To Give It Up. So I Went To Work!

If We Could Have Just Screwed Another Head On His Shoulders, He Would Have Been The Greatest Golfer Who Ever Lived.