I Can Hear The Music All Around

I Wish I Had A Dime For Every Dime I Have.

I Certainly Did Feel Inferior. Because Of Class. Because Of Strength. Because Of Height. I Guess If I'd Been Able To Hit Somebody In The Nose, I Wouldn't Have Been A Comic.

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Not Everyone Who Drinks Is A Poet. Some Of Us Drink Because We're Not Poets.

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