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The Good Die Young, Because They See It's No Use Living If You Have Got To Be Good.

You Can Only Be As Good As You Dare To Be Bad.

Sex: The Thing That Takes Up The Least Amount Of Time And Causes The Most Amount Of Trouble.

Love Is The Delightful Interval Between Meeting A Beautiful Girl And Discovering That She Looks Like A Haddock.

A Man Must Pay The Fiddler. In My Case It So Happened That A Whole Symphony Orchestra Often Had To Be Subsidized.