I've Read Some Of Your Modern Free

I've Read Some Of Your Modern Free Verse And Wonder Who Set It Free.

My Wife Was Too Beautiful For Words, But Not For Arguments.

I Would Like To Find A Stew That Will Give Me Heartburn Immediately, Instead Of At Three O Clock In The Morning.

America Is The Country Where You Can Buy A Lifetime Supply Of Aspirin For One Dollar And Use It Up In Two Weeks.

You Never Realize How Short A Month Is Until You Pay Alimony.