I've Read Some Of Your Modern Free

A Man Is Not Old Until Regrets Take The Place Of Dreams.

I Would Like To Find A Stew That Will Give Me Heartburn Immediately, Instead Of At Three O Clock In The Morning.

America Is The Country Where You Can Buy A Lifetime Supply Of Aspirin For One Dollar And Use It Up In Two Weeks.

You Can't Drown Yourself In Drink. I've Tried; You Float.

Method Acting? There Are Quite A Few Methods. Mine Involves A Lot Of Talent, A Glass, And Some Cracked Ice.