You Never Realize How Short A Month

Die? I Should Say Not, Dear Fellow. No Barrymore Would Allow Such A Conventional Thing To Happen To Him.

Dying Is The Last Thing I Will Ever Do.

America Is The Country Where You Can Buy A Lifetime Supply Of Aspirin For One Dollar And Use It Up In Two Weeks.

You Can't Drown Yourself In Drink. I've Tried; You Float.

Busy Yourselves With This, You Damned Walruses, While The Rest Of Use Proceed With The Libretto.