You Never Realize How Short A Month

I Am Thinking Of Taking A Fifth Wife. Why Not? Solomon Had A Thousand Wives And He Is A Synonym For Wisdom.

You Never Realize How Short A Month Is Until You Pay Alimony.

I Would Like To Find A Stew That Will Give Me Heartburn Immediately, Instead Of At Three O Clock In The Morning.

If It Isn't The Sheriff, It's The Finance Company; I've Got More Attachments On Me Than A Vacuum Cleaner.

The Trouble With Life Is That There Are So Many Beautiful Women And So Little Time.