I've Put On A Lot Of Weight...

When Anyone Hurts Us, My Wife And I Sit In Our Japanese Sand Garden And Drink Iced Tea. There Are Five Stone In The Garden - For Sky, Wind, Fire, Water, And Earth. We Sit And Think Of Five Of The Nicest Things We Can About The Person Who Hurt Us. If He Hurts Us A Second Time, We Do The Same Thing. The Third Time, We Light A Candle, And He Is, For Us, Dead.

Any Kid Will Run Any Errand For You, If You Ask At Bedtime.

Imitation Isn't The Sincerest Form Of Flattery - It's Plagiarism.

I Don't Need Glasses, But I've Just Reached The Age Where Curiosity Is Greater Than Vanity.

I Personally Believe We Were Put Here To Build And Not To Destroy.