I've Put On A Lot Of Weight...

I Personally Believe That Each Of Us Was Put Here For A Purpose -- To Build Not To Destroy. If I Can Make People Smile, Then I Have Served My Purpose For God.

A Fellow Told Me He Was Going To Hang-glider School. He Said, 'i've Been Going For Three Months. ' I Said, 'how Many Successful Jumps Do You Need To Make Before You Graduate?' He Said, 'all Of Them. '

She Got A Mud Pack And Looked Great For Two Days. Then The Mud Fell Off

Recipe For A Happy Marriage: My Wife And I Always Hold Hands. If I Let Go, She Shops.

Mom Used To Say I Didn't Run Away From Home My Destiny Just Caught Up With Me At An Early Age.