I've Put On A Lot Of Weight...

Our Principles Are The Springs Of Our Actions. Our Actions, The Springs Of Our Happiness Or Misery. Too Much Care, Therefore, Cannot Be Taken In Forming Our Principles.

Any Kid Will Run Any Errand For You, If You Ask At Bedtime.

I Only Come To Life When There Are People Watching.

I Consider The Television Set As The American Fireplace, Around Which The Whole Family Will Gather.

I Asked My Wife Where She Wanted To Go For Our Anniversary. 'somewhere I Haven't Been In A Long Time!' She Said. So I Suggested The Kitchen.