I've Put On A Lot Of Weight...

I Won't Mind Dying If I Can Tell St. Peter A Joke He Hasn't Heard.

No Matter What Your Heartache May Be, Laughing Helps You Forget It For A Few Seconds.

Congress: Bingo With Billions.

I Consider The Television Set As The American Fireplace, Around Which The Whole Family Will Gather.

There Are Three Signs Of Old Age: Loss Of Memory ... I Forget The Other Two.