I've No Interest In Fashion, Shoes, Handbags,

I Don't Hold Any Candle For Drama Versus Comedy.

An Overweight Guy Went To The Doctor Who Advised Him To Try A Keep Fit Dvd. But The Guy Said He Couldn't Be Bothered. “well” Suggested The Doctor, “try Something That Leaves You A Little Short Of Breath.” So The Buy Took Up Smoking.

My Personal Opinion Is That You Can't Be Racist Towards White People. You Can Be Prejudiced About Them, But Being Prejudiced Isn't An Illegal Act, Whereas Being Racist Can Be.

I'm A Real Kentish Maid, You Know.

You Don't Really See Ugly People That Are Old, Or A Bit Grotty And Smelly, In The Media. If A Martian Came Down, They Would Think We Were All Tall, Thin, Attractive And Wealthy.