There Are Lots Of People Who Believe

I Made A Supreme Effort Not To Do That Thing That Parents Do, Which Is To Bore People Without Children To Death By Going On And On About How Funny Their Children Are, So There's None Of That Hopefully.

I Like To Shock People.

I Was Always Being Called Upon To Be An Honorary Boy Alongside My Brothers. I Don't Think I'd Be A Comic Now If It Hadn't Been For That.

If You Want To Get A Pet For Your Child, I Suggest A Chicken So That When They Get Bored Of It After A Couple Of Days At Least You Can Have A Nice Roast Dinner.

You Look Across The Board At Comedy Quiz Shows, And They Are Mainly Hosted By Men.