I've Never Understood The 'things To Do

It's Not A Joke: I Really Do Like Being At Home.

It's Not Easy Keeping A Diary. You Have To Be Pretty Committed.

Me Mum Used To Always Have The Radio On - Even Now She Has It On In Every Room. Me Girlfriend Sort Of Blames That Reason For Me Not Doing That Well At School - Constant Noise, Really.

I Was Impressed By The Taj Mahal. A Good Bit Of Work, Well Looked After, Worth Paying Money To See.

I Say Have The Night And Give People The Awards, But Why Do People Want To Watch People Win Awards? What Are They Getting Out Of It? I Don't Quite Get It. Because They Have Awards All The Time; There's Awards For Butchers, The Best Meat Served, But They Don't Televise It. I Don't Know Why They Do It For Films Or Tv Programs.