It's Not Easy Keeping A Diary. You

I Find That If You Just Talk, Your Mouth Comes Up With Stuff.

I'm Not Invited To Any Exciting Parties And My Life Hasn't Really Changed.

Yesterday, I Did Some Painting Then Went Out To Buy An Onion And Came Home And Watched 'university Challenge.' The Onion Was Probably The Highlight.

All Fame Is Is Having People You Don't Know Coming Up To You And Saying, 'hello.' I'm Always Polite And People Are Always Nice, But It's Weird.

With Identical Twins, You Always Get A Little Snidey One.