Canoe Plus Waterfall Equals I Don't Go

Count Your Blessings, But Not Out-loud, At The Top Of Your Lungs.

Right Before I'm About To Talk At Length About Something I Like I Say, Get Me Started.

You Mock Those Who Blindly Follow The Majority...turn Your Attention Now To Those Who Are So Dedicated To Deviating From The Norm That They Would Gladly Cease Breathing If It Were Suggested To Them That Inhalation Was A Form Of Conformity; For They Deserve Just As Much Scrutiny And Ridicule.

The Question Is, 'how Bad At Sports Were You As A Kid?' I Grew Up Near Where They Film Jersey Shore. If You Weren't Tan, Muscular, And Book-averse, You Were A Dork And A Nerd And A Geek And Stuff. I Remember Being Into Gary Larsen, Stephen Wright, Peter Sellers.

Popcorn Is One Of The Only Situations In Which You Eat The Result Of An Explosion.