I've Never Been One To Sit Back

Green Eggs And Ham Was The Story Of My Life. I Wouldn't Eat A Thing When I Was A Kid, But Dr. Seuss Inspired Me To Try Cauliflower!

My Career Has Been In A Weird Kind Of Like Low-flying Under The Radar-kind Of Place. I Never Made It On "saturday Night Live" Where All My Friends Did.

Movies Are Great, But The Real Romance Happens Right Here, Somewhere - Real Close-up. I Really Couldn't Have Done It If I Hadn't Been Through A Lot One Way Or Another. Either You're The One Erasing Or You're The One Being Erased, So It's Not A Pleasant Feeling!

I Wrote Myself A Check For Ten Million Dollars For Acting Services Rendered And Dated It Thanksgiving 1995. I Put It In My Wallet And It Deteriorated. And Then, Just Before Thanksgiving 1995, I Found Out I Was Going To Make Ten Million Dollars For Dumb & Dumber. I Put That Check In The Casket With My Father Because It Was Our Dream Together.

Free Cable Is The Ultimate Aphrodisiac.