Free Cable Is The Ultimate Aphrodisiac.

My Psychiatrist Says I Have A Messiah Complex. But I Forgave Him.

I Know This Sounds Strange, But As A Kid, I Was Really Shy. Painfully Shy. The Turning Point Was Freshman Year, When I Was The Biggest Geek Alive. No One, I Mean No One, Even Talked To Me.

My Life Is Not Unlike Truman's. I Can't Go Anywhere.

I Don't Care If People Think I Am An Overactor, As Long As They Enjoy What I Do. People Who Think That Would Call Van Gogh An Overpainter.

Come Back Here So That I May Brain Thee!