I've Had Bad Luck In My Two

Let's Say There Was A Burning Building And You Could Rush In And You Could Save Only One Thing: Either The Last Known Copy Of Shakespeare's Plays Or Some Anonymous Human Being. What Would You Do?

The Meaning Of Life Is That Nobody Knows The Meaning Of Life.

Remember, If You Smoke After Sex You're Doing It Too Fast.

Manute Bol Is So Skinny They Save Money On Road Trips. They Just Fax Him From City To City.

I Think Being Funny Is Not Anyone's First Choice.