I've Had Bad Luck In My Two

Life Is Hard For Insects. And Don't Think Mice Are Having Any Fun Either.

Regarding Love What Can You Say? It's Not The Quantity Of Your Sexual Relations That Counts. It's The Quality. On The Other Hand If The Quantity Drops Below Once Every Eight Months, I Would Definitely Look Into It.

This Stuff Tastes Awful; I Could Have Made A Fortune Selling It In My Health-food Store.

I Came Home One Night, Some Month Ago, And I Went To The Closet In My Bedroom...and A Moth Ate My Sports Jacket. He Was Laying On The Floor, Nauseous, Y'know.

God Is Either Cruel Or Incompetent.