I've Got A New Invention. It's A

If You Don't Throw It, They Can't Hit It.

I Want To Thank All My Teammates Who Scored So Many Runs And Joe Dimaggio, Who Ran Down So Many Of My Mistakes.

You Just Can't Imagine The Kind Of Guy He Was Without Seeing Him Play. He Was A Circus, A Play, A Movie, All Rolled Into One.

Jimmy Foxx Could Hit Me At Midnight With The Lights Out.

When I First Signed With The Yankees, The Regulars Wouldn't Talk To You Until You Were With The Team Three Or Four Years. Nowadays The Rookies Get $100,000 To Sign And They Don't Talk To The Regulars.