I've Got A New Invention. It's A

I Want To Thank All My Teammates Who Scored So Many Runs And Joe Dimaggio, Who Ran Down So Many Of My Mistakes.

Hell, Lou (gehrig) It Took Fifteen Years To Get You Out Of A Game. Sometimes I'm Out In Fifteen Minutes.

When Neil Armstrong First Set Foot On The Moon, He And All The Space Scientists Were Puzzled By An Unidentifiable White Object. I Knew Immediately What It Was. That Was A Home Run Ball Hit Off Me In 1933 By Jimmie Foxx.

I'm Something Like The Old Soak Who Never Knew Whether His Wife Told Him To Take One Drink And Come Home At 12, Or Take 12 And Come Home At One.

It's Better To Be Lucky Than Good.