I've Got A New Invention. It's A

He Knew He Was Joe Dimaggio, And He Knew What That Meant To The Country.

We Lost 14 Straight. Then We Had A Game Rained Out And It Felt So Good We Had A Victory Dinner.

I'm The Guy That Made Joe Dimaggio Famous.

He's In A Rut. Gehringer Goes Two For Five On Opening Day And Stays That Way All Season.

I'd Rather Be Lucky Than Good