I'd Rather Not Throw The Ball At

When Neil Armstrong First Set Foot On The Moon, He And All The Space Scientists Were Puzzled By An Unidentifiable White Object. I Knew Immediately What It Was. That Was A Home Run Ball Hit Off Me In 1933 By Jimmie Foxx.

He Knew He Was Joe Dimaggio, And He Knew What That Meant To The Country.

I Don't Know. I've Never Been On Second Before.

I'd Rather Not Throw The Ball At All.

I've Got A New Invention. It's A Revolving Bowl For Tired Goldfish.