If You Don't Throw It, They Can't

He (jimmie Foxx) Has Muscles In His Hair.

When Neil Armstrong First Set Foot On The Moon, He And All The Space Scientists Were Puzzled By An Unidentifiable White Object. I Knew Immediately What It Was. That Was A Home Run Ball Hit Off Me In 1933 By Jimmie Foxx.

I Had Been Having Trouble With My Eyes. One Day My Glasses Fogged Up While I Was Pitching, But When I Cleaned Them And Looked At The Plate And Saw Foxx Clearly, It Frightened Me So Much I Never Wore Them Again.

When I First Signed With The Yankees, The Regulars Wouldn't Talk To You Until You Were With The Team Three Or Four Years. Nowadays The Rookies Get $100,000 To Sign And They Don't Talk To The Regulars.

We Lost 14 Straight. Then We Had A Game Rained Out And It Felt So Good We Had A Victory Dinner.