If You Don't Throw It, They Can't

I'd Rather Not Throw The Ball At All.

A Lot Of Things Run Through Your Head When You're Going In To Relieve In A Tight Spot. One Of Them Was, "should I Spike Myself?"

If You Don't Throw It, They Can't Hit It.

You Just Can't Imagine The Kind Of Guy He Was Without Seeing Him Play. He Was A Circus, A Play, A Movie, All Rolled Into One.

I've Got A New Invention. It's A Revolving Bowl For Tired Goldfish.