If You Don't Throw It, They Can't

I'm Something Like The Old Soak Who Never Knew Whether His Wife Told Him To Take One Drink And Come Home At 12, Or Take 12 And Come Home At One.

I've Got A New Invention. It's A Revolving Bowl For Tired Goldfish.

I Don't Know. I've Never Been On Second Before.

He (jimmie Foxx) Has Muscles In His Hair.

Hell, Lou (gehrig) It Took Fifteen Years To Get You Out Of A Game. Sometimes I'm Out In Fifteen Minutes.