In The Office, The Mail That Came

The Monkees Changed My Life But Ruined My Acting Career.

I Like Tall Girls Because I Like Someone To Look Up To.

Did You Forget? I'm A Heartless Wretch!

Now, Let's See How You Fare Against The Flying Dutchman And Her Vile Captain, Davy Jones!

Once You're In, You're In. It's Like The Mafia. Once A Monkee, Always A Monkee.