I've Been Out On The Book Tour

You Accumulate A Great Deal Of Acquaintances And Friendships Over The Years, And You Can't Always Spend As Much Time As You Would Like.

Sometimes You Get A Call And An Uncle Passed Away That You Really Liked, Or A Cousin Or Somebody Else. So Each Day Becomes A Little More Precious Then The Day That Preceded It.

I Never Met The Second Happiest Man, Or The First Happiest Man, So I Can't Judge Where I Fall Into That Category.

There's This Lebanese Lady I Dearly Loved Who Raised 13 Children In Toledo, And She Retired In Phoenix. She Said, I Get Up Every Morning And Say, Thank You, God. I Do The Same Thing Now.

If You Get A Show Named After You, And Then Play Another Character, That's Fine. But If You Do A Show That's An Ensemble Show Like... Mash, Then You're In Trouble.