I've Been Out On The Book Tour

It Makes You A Better Person To Know Where You Came From, Because Whereever You Go, There Is Somebody In Some Town, City, Hamlet, Whatever, That Has The Same Dreams You Have.

I've Been Out On The Book Tour Going Through Pittsburgh, St Louis And Cleveland, Dayton And Orlando, Raleigh-durham. I Sign Many Books For People.

If You Get A Show Named After You, And Then Play Another Character, That's Fine. But If You Do A Show That's An Ensemble Show Like... Mash, Then You're In Trouble.

Sometimes You Get A Call And An Uncle Passed Away That You Really Liked, Or A Cousin Or Somebody Else. So Each Day Becomes A Little More Precious Then The Day That Preceded It.

The Third Year Of Mash Was When I Realized I Was A Hit.