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It Makes You Famous, You Get Money From It, You Go On And Do The Best You Can, But It Really Is Dreadful That People Don't Know Your Name.

Sometimes You Get A Call And An Uncle Passed Away That You Really Liked, Or A Cousin Or Somebody Else. So Each Day Becomes A Little More Precious Then The Day That Preceded It.

When The Show Is Over We Still Have To Pay Our Rent, We Have To Buy Food. We Have To Do All The Same Things That You Do.

If You Want Good Sketches, Go Pick Up Sid Caesar. The Best Of Your Show Of Shows. That's The Greatest Sketch Comedy You'll Ever See On Television.

You Know, What's Nice About Montreal? Not Only Is It A Beautiful City, But You Have Cuban Cigars...