If You Get A Show Named After

Canada Has Given Us John Candy And Martin Short And Bill Shatner And Lord Knows How Many Other Wonderful Performers.

There's This Lebanese Lady I Dearly Loved Who Raised 13 Children In Toledo, And She Retired In Phoenix. She Said, I Get Up Every Morning And Say, Thank You, God. I Do The Same Thing Now.

Children And Even Adults, When They Like Certain Athletes, They Can Tell You About Their Batting Average, About Where They Came From.

It Makes You A Better Person To Know Where You Came From, Because Whereever You Go, There Is Somebody In Some Town, City, Hamlet, Whatever, That Has The Same Dreams You Have.

Sometimes I Want To Go Into Saturday Night Live And Rewrite Some Of The Sketches Because They're Really Not That Good.