I've Been Married To My Wife For

My Idea For Peace In The Middle East Is To Go Back To The 1966 Line, But To Build Even More Houses For The Palestinians, Who Are A Poor People.

A Man Turns To The Guy Next To Him Who's Covered In Bandages From Head To Toe And Asks "what Happened?". "i Fell Through A Glass Window," Explains The Man. The First Man Says: "lucky You Were Wearing All Those Bandages."

There Was An Irish Space Program To Go To The Sun. They Went At Night So They Didn't Get Burnt.

Someone Threw A Petrol Bomb At Alex Higgins Once And He Drank It!

I Bought These Shoes In Taiwan, And They Said In The Inside "made Around The Corner."