I've Been Married Forty-five Years. I Think

In Today's World, You Would Call My Father Mostly Unaccessible. I'm Not Sure That Isn't True Of Most Fathers At That Time. He Went Through The Depression. I Don't Know What That Would Have Done To My Psyche.

Don't Ever Have Two Dogs. That Way You Won't Know Which One To Blame.

Stammering Is Different Than Stuttering. Stutterers Have Trouble With The Letters, While Stammerers Trip Over Entire Parts Of A Sentence. We Stammerers Generally Think Of Ourselves As Very Bright. My Own Private Theory Is That Stammerers Have So Many Ideas Swirling Around Their Brains At Once That They Can't Get Them All Out, Though I Haven't Found Any Scientific Evidence To Back That Up.

Well I Was Much Too Practical To Presume To Have A Career In Comedy.

This Stammer Got Me A Home In Beverly Hills, And I'm Not About To Screw With It Now.