Well I Was Much Too Practical To

I Think There's A Part, Just A Part Of Comedians, That Is Still Childlike.

You Shouldn't Get Too Close To The Truth, Because Then Maybe You Stop Being Funny.

I Don't Have A Show Anymore. I Don't Have A Check Coming In Every Week. This Is Important To Me, I Got To Score A Million Tonight Or It Could All Be Over.

The Problem Is That We Live In An Uptight Country. Why Don't We Just Laugh At Ourselves? We Are Funny. Gays Are Funny. Straights Are Funny. Women Are Funny. Men Are Funny. We Are All Funny, And We All Do Funny Things. Let's Laugh About It.

I Was Influenced By Every Comedian I Ever Saw Work. That's The Only Way You Learn How To Do It.