Don't Ever Have Two Dogs. That Way

A Collison Is What Happens When Two Motorists Go After The Same Pedestrian.

All Comedians Are, In A Way, Anarchists. Our Job Is To Make Fun Of The Existing World.

Humor's A Weapon If You Want To Make It One.

Marriage And Fatherhood Heighten The Disillusion That We All Think We Are Born Handy. We Confidently Believe That We Can Fix Things Around The House, As If It's Part Of The Collective Brain That Was Further Enhanced By Eighth-grade Shop Class.

I Am A Minimalist. I Like Saying The Most With The Least.