Don't Ever Have Two Dogs. That Way

You Do A Clean Show And It's Over And The Audience Have Enjoyed Themselves And You've Enjoyed Yourself, And You Haven't Had To Resort To Shock.

I Was Never A Certified Public Accountant. I Just Had A Degree In Accounting. It Would Require Passing A Test, Which I Would Not Have Been Able To Do.

I Still Feel Thirty, Except When I Try To Run.

The Giant Superstars Are People Whose Talent Is So Enormous That Their Death Wish Can't Destroy It.

The Only Way To Survive Is To Have A Sense Of Humour.