I've Been Gay Since The Day I

Dinner 'conversation' At The Cohens' Meant My Sister, Mom, And I Relaying In Brutal Detail The Day's Events In A State Of Amplified Hysteria, While My Father Listened To His Own Smooth Jazz Station In His Head.

The Thing That's Fun About The 'housewives' Is Talking To Your Friends About It.

When I Was A 21-year-old Intern At Cbs, I Was Told I Had Crossed Eyes And Shouldn't Try To Be On Air. That's When I Decided I Was Going To Be Behind The Scenes.

Just Go With Your Gut And Communicate.

In The Case Of 'the Housewives,' I Call The 'housewives' Sociology Of The Rich. I Think It's Just Fun To Watch. It's Guilt-free Gossiping That You Can Have. It's Like The Modern-day Soap Opera, In My Mind.