I've Been Gay Since The Day I

Certainly When You Read Someone's Diary [ Superficial] That's A Word That Jumps To Mind.

I Wanted To Tell A Dream-come-true Story About Going From A Closeted Gay Kid Who Loved Pop Culture To An Out Adult Man Making Pop Culture. I Went From Being Told When I Was 21 That I Should Never Go On Tv Because Of My Crossed Eyes To Winding Up Being A 'housewives' Whisperer And Talk-show Host.

Ultimately, It's Not My Job To Judge The 'housewives' - We Don't Editorialize On The Show; We Really Leave It To The Audience. We Have A Certain Wink, Which Is The Bravo Wink. We May Linger On A Shot Or We May Let Something Play Out Longer, But We Leave It To You.

I Fell In Love With Erica Kane The Summer Before My Freshman Year Of High School. Like All Red-blooded Teen American Boys, I'd Come Home From Water Polo Practice And Eat A Box Of Entenmann's Pop'ems Donut Holes In Front Of The Tv While Obsessively Fawning Over 'all My Children' And Erica, Her Clothes, And Her Narcissistic Attitude.

I'm Happy To Be Everybody's Gay Best Friend.