I'm Happy To Be Everybody's Gay Best

Dinner 'conversation' At The Cohens' Meant My Sister, Mom, And I Relaying In Brutal Detail The Day's Events In A State Of Amplified Hysteria, While My Father Listened To His Own Smooth Jazz Station In His Head.

Follow Your Passion. Be Yourself, But Check Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself.

I Fell In Love With Erica Kane The Summer Before My Freshman Year Of High School. Like All Red-blooded Teen American Boys, I'd Come Home From Water Polo Practice And Eat A Box Of Entenmann's Pop'ems Donut Holes In Front Of The Tv While Obsessively Fawning Over 'all My Children' And Erica, Her Clothes, And Her Narcissistic Attitude.

Ultimately, It's Not My Job To Judge The 'housewives' - We Don't Editorialize On The Show; We Really Leave It To The Audience. We Have A Certain Wink, Which Is The Bravo Wink. We May Linger On A Shot Or We May Let Something Play Out Longer, But We Leave It To You.

Mcdonalds Used To Be My Favorite Place To Eat, Until My Metabolism Changed In My Late 30s. Before That, I Would Have No Hesitation About Walking Into Mcdonalds And Getting Two Cheeseburgers And Fries And Enjoying Every Last Bite.