I'd Like To Think, That Were He

I Fell In Love With Erica Kane The Summer Before My Freshman Year Of High School. Like All Red-blooded Teen American Boys, I'd Come Home From Water Polo Practice And Eat A Box Of Entenmann's Pop'ems Donut Holes In Front Of The Tv While Obsessively Fawning Over 'all My Children' And Erica, Her Clothes, And Her Narcissistic Attitude.

The Thing That's Fun About The 'housewives' Is Talking To Your Friends About It.

If You Look At The People Who Make Up The Bravo Landscape From Jeff Lewis To Rachel Zoe And Padma Lakshmi And Tabatha Coffey And The 'millionaire Matchmaker,' These Are Very Strong Personalities That People Love To Watch And That You... Don't See Anywhere Else.

I've Been Gay Since The Day I Was Born.

I've Really Hung In There With My Blackberry. The Main Reason I Like It Better Than An Iphone Is That I Can Type Better. I Saw Rachel Zoe Using A White One And I Was Jealous. The Risk, Of Course, Is That It Could Look Like A Lady Bic. I've Just Learned To Own It Though.