I'd Like To Think, That Were He

Certainly When You Read Someone's Diary [ Superficial] That's A Word That Jumps To Mind.

I Always Knew I Wanted To Be In Front Of The Camera. But Even After 10 Years Behind The Scenes At Cbs News Producing Live Segments, Celebrity Profiles, And Breaking News, I Still Hadn't Been Given The Chance To Be On Tv.

Tv Was My Hobby. I Loved The Glitz. I Loved How Hot Everybody Was.

I Wanted To Tell A Dream-come-true Story About Going From A Closeted Gay Kid Who Loved Pop Culture To An Out Adult Man Making Pop Culture. I Went From Being Told When I Was 21 That I Should Never Go On Tv Because Of My Crossed Eyes To Winding Up Being A 'housewives' Whisperer And Talk-show Host.

I Usually Do Drive-by Insults, And Keep Moving Until I Realize The Next Day How Horrible I Am.