I Ran Into Woody Allen Shooting A

Dreams Are Really Boring, But Every So Often I Threw In A Doozy.

I Talk, Watch Tv, Spout Opinions, Schmooze, Negotiate, Talk Some More, Play Games, And Have A Little Cocktail.

I Always Wanted To Be An Anchorman, But After College I Wound Up Working Behind The Scenes At Cbs News For 10 Years.

I Wanted To Tell A Dream-come-true Story About Going From A Closeted Gay Kid Who Loved Pop Culture To An Out Adult Man Making Pop Culture. I Went From Being Told When I Was 21 That I Should Never Go On Tv Because Of My Crossed Eyes To Winding Up Being A 'housewives' Whisperer And Talk-show Host.

I Better Be Honest About My Feelings, Even Those Involving Loneliness, Jealousy, And Fear.