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I Better Be Honest About My Feelings, Even Those Involving Loneliness, Jealousy, And Fear.

I Fell In Love With Erica Kane The Summer Before My Freshman Year Of High School. Like All Red-blooded Teen American Boys, I'd Come Home From Water Polo Practice And Eat A Box Of Entenmann's Pop'ems Donut Holes In Front Of The Tv While Obsessively Fawning Over 'all My Children' And Erica, Her Clothes, And Her Narcissistic Attitude.

When In Doubt, I Go To The Phones A Lot Because It Adds A New Dimension And A New Energy. It Kind Of Takes Me Out Of The Equation If I Feel Like I Irritated Them Or They Aren't Into The Experience.

When You're Taking Your One-thousandth Selfie Of The Day That Might Be The Moment You Try To Kill The Person By Lethal Hugging!

I've Really Hung In There With My Blackberry. The Main Reason I Like It Better Than An Iphone Is That I Can Type Better. I Saw Rachel Zoe Using A White One And I Was Jealous. The Risk, Of Course, Is That It Could Look Like A Lady Bic. I've Just Learned To Own It Though.