I've Been Accused Of Every Death Except

This American System Of Ours,call It Americanism,call It Capitalism,call It What You Will,gives Each And Every One Of Us A Great Opportunity If We Seize It With Both Hands And Make The Most Of It.

Hell Must Be A Pretty Swell Spot, Because The Guys That Invented Religion Have Sure Been Trying Hard To Keep Everybody Else Out.

A Crook Is A Crook, And There's Something Healthy About His Frankness In The Matter. But Any Guy Who Pretends He Is Enforcing The Law And Steals On His Authority Is A Swell Snake. The Worst Type Of These Punks Is The Big Politician. You Can Only Get A Little Of His Time Because He Spends So Much Time Covering Up That No One Will Know That He Is A Thief. A Hard-working Crook Will-and Can-get Those Birds By The Dozen, But Right Down In His Heart He Won't Depend On Them-hates The Sight Of Them.

I've Been Accused Of Every Death Except The Casualty List Of The World War.

Prohibition Has Made Nothing But Trouble