Hell Must Be A Pretty Swell Spot,

I Have Spent The Best Years Of My Life Giving People The Lighter Pleasures, Helping Them Have A Good Time, And All I Get Is Abuse, The Existence Of A Hunted Man.

When I Sell Liquor, It's Bootlegging. When My Patrons Serve It On A Silver Tray On Lakeshore Drive, It's Hospitality.

You Accomplish More With A Smile, A Handshake, And A Gun Than You Do With Just A Smile And A Handshake.

You Can Do More With A Kind Word And A Gun Than With Just A Kind Word.

I've Been Accused Of Every Death Except The Casualty List Of The World War.