Prohibition Has Made Nothing But Trouble

Every Time A Boy Falls Off A Tricycle, Every Time A Black Cat Has Gray Kittens, Every Time Someone Stubs A Toe, Every Time There's A Murder Or A Fire Or The Marines Land In Nicaragua, The Police And The Newspapers Holler 'get Capone.'

When I Sell Liquor, It's Bootlegging. When My Patrons Serve It On A Silver Tray On Lakeshore Drive, It's Hospitality.

I Got Nothing Against The Honest Cop On The Beat. You Just Have Them Transferred Someplace Where They Can't Do You Any Harm. But Don't Ever Talk To Me About The Honor Of Police Captains Or Judges. If They Couldn't Be Bought They Wouldn't Have The Job.

I Am Just A Businessman, Giving The People What They Want.

I've Been Accused Of Every Death Except The Casualty List Of The World War.