I've Been Accused Of Being Aloof. I'm

I Wasn't Running Toward The Theater But Running Away From The Sporting Goods Store. Of Course Now That I'm Selling Spaghetti Sauce (with Newman's Own), I Begin To Understand The Romance Of Business.. The Allure Of Being The Biggest Fish In The Pond And The Juice You Get From Beating Out Your Competitors.

Newman's Second Law: Just When Things Look Darkest, They Go Black.

So You Wound Up With Apollo/if He's Sometimes Hard To Swallow/use This.

Being On President Nixon's Enemies List Was The Highest Single Honor I've Ever Received. Who Knows Who's Listening To Me Now And What Government List I'm On?

I Don't Go For The So-called "intimate" Stuff. Column Items That Report: "minerva Ferncroft Sleeps In Pink Dusting Powder Between Puce-colored Sheets In A Heart-shaped Bed." It Leaves Me Cold.