I've Been Accused Of Being Aloof. I'm

It's Born Of Sheer Laziness. My Signature Dishes Are Salads, Hamburgers And Popcorn. That's Not The Kind Of Stuff That Gets You An Entry In The Distinguished Book Of Culinary Records. Being Known For Great Soufflé Is One Thing But A Good Hamburger? What Would They Say? "yeah, He Really Knew How To Put The Cheese On."

The Only Way We Can Give Our Children The Best Education In The World And Prepare Them For The Next Century Is By Funding The Programs That Serve Them.

I Never Ask My Wife About My Flaws. Instead I Try To Get Her To Ignore Them And Concentrate On My Sense Of Humor.

Acting Isn't Really A Creative Profession. It's An Interpretative One.

It's Like Chasing A Beautiful Woman For 80 Years. Finally, She Relents And You Say, 'i'm Terribly Sorry. I'm Tired.'