Our Marriage Works Because We Each Carry

Newman's First Law: It Is Useless To Put On Your Brakes When You're Upside Down.

The Only Way We Can Give Our Children The Best Education In The World And Prepare Them For The Next Century Is By Funding The Programs That Serve Them.

The Spaghetti Sauce Is A Good Thing To Think About. Morning, Noon, And Night, Think About The Spaghetti Sauce. Think About Hustling Other People To Buy The Spaghetti Sauce.

I Check My Pulse And If I Can Find It, I Know I've Got A Chance

Men Experience Many Passions In A Lifetime. One Passion Drives Away The One Before It.