Our Marriage Works Because We Each Carry

You Can't Be As Old As I Am Without Waking Up With A Surprised Look On Your Face Every Morning: 'holy Christ, Whaddya Know - I'm Still Around!' It's Absolutely Amazing That I Survived All The Booze And Smoking And The Cars And The Career.

It's Born Of Sheer Laziness. My Signature Dishes Are Salads, Hamburgers And Popcorn. That's Not The Kind Of Stuff That Gets You An Entry In The Distinguished Book Of Culinary Records. Being Known For Great Soufflé Is One Thing But A Good Hamburger? What Would They Say? "yeah, He Really Knew How To Put The Cheese On."

If You Don't Have Enemies, You Don't Have Character.

The Only Question I Ever Ask Any Woman Is, 'what Time Is Your Husband Coming Home?'

We Are Such Spendthrifts With Our Lives, The Trick Of Living Is To Slip On And Off The Planet With The Least Fuss You Can Muster. I’m Not Running For Sainthood. I Just Happen To Think That In Life We Need To Be A Little Like The Farmer, Who Puts Back Into The Soil What He Takes Out.