The Christians Are Coming To Get You,

I Never Eat Sushi. I Have Trouble Eating Things That Are Merely Unconscious.

It's Way Beyond Ironic That A Place Called The Holy Land Is The Location Of The Fiercest, Most Deeply Felt Hatred In The World. And It Makes For Wonderful Theater.

Irony Deals With Opposites; It Has Nothing To Do With Coincidence.

Comedy Is Grievances. It's A Recitation Of Grievances - Whether They're Inconsequential, Superficial - Like "my Wife Shops Too Much", Or "kids Today", All Those Old-fashioned Themes - Or, If It's Deeper, And Somewhat More Thoughtful, About Social Imbalance And Inequities, And The Folly Of Human Behavior. It's Usually A Complaint.

Just Cause You Got The Monkey Off Your Back Doesn't Mean The Circus Has Left Town.