I've Always Believed In Survival.

My Grandmother Made Dying Her Life's Work.

An Irishman Will Always Soften Bad News, So That A Major Coronary Is No More Than 'a Bad Turn' And A Near Hurricane That Leaves Thousands Homeless Is 'good Drying Weather'.

Arnold Bennett Was A Writer I Admired. He Was Actually Taking Notes At His Father's Deathbed.

I've Always Enjoyed A Woman's Company More Than Men's. They're Usually Better Looking.

I'm A Much Nicer Person Since My Wife Died. I Found Out What Pain Is, So On That Level I'm Much Nicer.