I'm A Writer, And What I Do

There Is Only One Immutable Law In Life - In A Gentleman's Toilet, Incoming Traffic Has The Right Of Way.

My Father I Liked, But It Was Only After His Death That I Got To Know Him By Writing The Play.

The Problem With Ireland Is That It's A Country Full Of Genius, But With Absolutely No Talent.

We Are All The Foolishness And All The Crimes We Did. We're Also All The Kindnesses We Did. I Hate To Think Of Life As If We Understood Time. We Don't Understand Time.

I Went Through Life Like An Idiot For A Great Deal Of The Time, Saying There's Nothing I Would Change. That Was A Very Arrogant Thing To Say. There's A Lot I Would Change. There Are People I Would Have Steered Clear Of.