It's 2006, Why Are They Still Using

I Always Have A Problem Liking Things I'm Told I Should Like.

That Impresses Me More, Inventin' Electricity.

That's The Problem With Them Fables, They're Putting Animals Together That Wouldn't Meet. I Don't Know Where A Scorpion Is Knockin' Around With A Frog.

The Only Reason You Don't Go On Holiday, Is 'cause You Have To Spend Money.

It's Not A Joke: I Really Do Like Being At Home.