It's 2006, Why Are They Still Using

If You Sit In A Bath Of Pineapple Chunks, It Can Kill You. That's Well Documented.

If You Live In A Glass House, Don't Be Chucking Stuff About.

Apparently You're Not Allowed To Lick A Toad's Back.

We've Invented Most Of The Stuff That We Need And Now We're Just Messing About

Classes Teaching You How To Breathe. I'm 32, I Think I've Got The Hang Of It.