If Dracula Can’t See His Reflection, How

I Really Can't Believe What A State The Pyramids Are In. I Thought They Had Flat Rendered Sides, But When You Get Up Close, You See How They Are Just Giant Boulders Balanced On Top Of Each Other, Like A Massive Game Of Jenga That Has Got Out Of Hand.

Well...like, When You're Born, You're A Little Baby, You're Wrinkly And Stuff, When You Get Older You Sort Of Morph Into A Baby Again.

Sometimes You Can Know Too Much. A Lot Of Brainy People Like Stephen Fry Are Quite Depressive.

I Found That Being With Happy Positive People Annoys Me.

I'm Not A Proper Traveler. I Don't Like To Be Challenged Or Have Too Much Of A Change And Prefer A Week Away Just To Relax.